i solved my first critical ticket today. yey me. although it wasn’t really that much of a feat — just needed to bounce an application (e.g. stop and restart the container — as i always say, the comp sci solution to everything).
it’s funny how relative it is, what ‘Critical’ means to different people. an employee about to be late for a report. the signs of a bulge in a socialite’s tummy. a pimple on the teenager’s nose. lost tsinelas.