My friend and I were having a discussion about girls with strong personalities, and she really cracked me up when I was asking a really serious question:
Me: Iniisip kaya ng mga guys tibo ako? (I wonder if guys think I’m a lesbian?)
Friend: Hay naku, kung tibo ka, may girlfriend ka na ngayon. (Goodness, if you were a lesbian, you’d have a girlfriend by now.)
Haha, point taken.